technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
"Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together."
- (via southerngreekgirl)
(Source: c0ntemplations, via pure-perfecti0n)
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
"thats not very lady-like of you"
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.